I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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