It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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