I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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