: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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