I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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