Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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