so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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