matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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