I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm like, not good at living.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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