Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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