My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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