i don't plan on having that self control this summer
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
