just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Ketchup is God's man juice
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I want to fling myself into the sun
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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