They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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