and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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