did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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