Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You're like the curious george of whores
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I did not marry a roomba.
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