she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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