After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
