No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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