How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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