We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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