if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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