Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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