You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I think a kid would responsible me up
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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