dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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