well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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