no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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