There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i've created a new STD.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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