Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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