Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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