Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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