Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
is this the sara with the beer cane?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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