If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize