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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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