I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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