High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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