As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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