haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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