So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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