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you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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