So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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