How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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