is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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