On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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