We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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