Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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