I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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