Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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