Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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