Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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