just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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