I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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