There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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