I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
this hospital has no fireball
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
