it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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