C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
