so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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